Friday, January 28, 2011

Why I Do Not Camp

WARNING: This blog is not humorous - Grandma and Grandma, you may want to stop reading now.  If you continue reading go forward with the knowledge that EVERYONE is perfectly OK.  We are all fine.  And we will not be camping in the desert any time in the near future.

So, for those of you who haven't heard me whine about it yet, I am leading the Grade 2 Brownies at our school.  I have 10 adorable, energetic second graders and I am charged with doing important things such as making sit-upons and taking them on scavenger hunts for clouds.  Another part of the job description is the Brownie Biggie - CAMPING!  The girls were SO excited for the camping trip!  For my part, camping in the Sharjah desert did not sound like the next best thing to Yosemite, but they were all so excited I got on board.  Sharjah is the next Emirate over, and is not nearly as developed as Dubai.  We were journeying to the Scouting Camp there, and had a whole day of fun activities planned. 

The camp is a permanent camp, so the tents are canvas tents with fixed metal poles set on concrete slabs.  There are actually real camp beds and mattresses.  It was meant to be kind of "Camping Light".  Given that there was not enough camp beds for everyone, we were sleeping 4 girls to 1 adult in each tent.  I was a little nervous about corralling 4 excited 7 year olds to go to sleep!  Caroline was especially excited because all the 3rd, 4th and 5th grade girls were sleeping Lodge style - meaning all 100 of them were going to sleep in one giant tent.  This was an ENORMOUS tent - big enough to sleep 100 girls, or for a celebrity wedding, or maybe a tennis match. 

The parents were scheduled to drop off their kids in my care at 1:30.  I was waiting at our tents and Georgia, her friend Defne, and her troop mates Emily (and her two 5 year old twin sisters) and Ayla were playing in our tent.  I asked my friend Kim (Emily's mom) to watch them while I crossed the camp to make sure that Caroline was getting settled in the big tent.  I was worried she would be overwhelmed with all those girls, and nervous that I was on the opposite side of camp - about 100 yards away. 

It had started out as a beautiful day - warm and even a little hot.  But about an hour after we got there, the clouds rolled in and we started dreading that it would rain - which is ironic given that it rains in Dubai a total of about 2 days per year.  Augusto had driven us out to the desert to help me get everyone settled, and to make sure I didn't get lost in the Sharjah desert.  Lucky thing, because the 100 girl tent was not fully set up, so he was charged with bringing in beds, mattresses, etc.  So Augsuto was in the big tent. 

I found Caroline in the tent - and at the exact moment that she was showing me her bed and her set-up, the sand storm hit the Sharjah Scout Camp.  An enormous gust of wind, estimated at 100 miles an hour or more, hit the camp.  I looked up and saw the front of the tent pulling up.  At first I thought it was just pulling the canvas up in the air, and then I saw the entire front half of the tent rip free and fly over our heads.  I jumped on top of Caroline and covered her the best that I could.  That giant tent was completely ripped free and flipped over.  The tent was so large and the wind so powerful that it also took out a full metal and steel 50 foot high lamppost, which came crashing down.  

Chaos followed.  Remember that most of these girls had been dropped off, so the ratio of adults to children was low.  I was trying to sheild Caroline and pull her away from the tent, afraid that the beds (which were wood and metal framed) were going to start blowing.  All fo the mattresses were ripped off the beds and were blowing out into the desert.  Augusto immediately reacted and ran to the area where the tent had landed to make sure no kids were under it.  Seeing I had C, he started collecting kids and making a run for the only "real" building - the bathrooms.  Georgia was on the other side of the camp, and I had to get over there.  I started walking Caroline in that direction, when Deric (Emily's husband) found us and took Caroline to put her in the car so I could look for Georgia. 

The sand was so thick and the wind so strong, I could not see the other side of the camp.  I started walking in that direction - yelling Kim's name over and over.  Finally I heard her yell back, and was able to get in to our little 5 person tent - still standing at the moment.  She had gathered the 6 girls that were in our tent and had them huddled in a circle, praying.  She had seen the big tent go over and was brilliant in keeping all of our girls in one place.  Augusto found us two minutes later and told us to get clear of the tents - they were all going to get blown out - while he would bring the car around.  Kim and I herded the girls free of the tents, and sheilded them from the sand as best we could until Augusto brought our car around and we could pile all the kids in.

Once I knew our kids were safe, I was worried that some of my other girls had shown up at camp but had not found me yet.  I went to the bathroom building, and found it packed with screaming, crying, terrified girls.  These poor girls had made it to shelter, but the adults were all busy trying to make sure we didn't lose anyone in the sand storm and the tent collapses that they were mostly alone.  It was one of the saddest, most frightening things I have ever seen.  They were huddled four and five in toilet stalls, crying.  One girl was screaming that she couldn't find her sister.  A few of them had cuts from when the tent poles had hit them when they were ripped free.  I didn't see any of my girls,so back out in the sand I went. 

It was surreal.  The sand is blinding, the wind is fierce, and it's terrifying because large objects are getting hurtled in the air.  I found Emily, Deric and Augusto and we confirmed that all of our kids were safe, and checked the remaining tents to make sure no one was left. 

By only the grace of God, all of the girls were accounted for, and only minor injuries occurred.  I am so thankful that Augusto and Deric stayed just long enough to help in the rescue and aftermath.  We are all safe, and only lost a few minor, meaningless posessions - blown out into the Arabian desert for eternity.

Here are some pics that were taken when things calmed down.  I don't think they capture the drama, but the camera was one of the items that went missing, so all we had is Augusto's Blackberry.

Here's the big tent, lying crumpled in the sand.  You can see the beds in the foreground - it tells you how far it flew, and that all the mattresses are totally gone:


 Here's where Georgia's tent was standing (behind that car) - you can see how flat they got:


Here's me, Emily and Melanie in front of the wreckage of a small tent.  They started calling me the California Terrorist given my face mask to ward off sand (sometimes you still have to laugh):


As we left, you could see in the distance that there was more to come:


Don't worry - I WON'T do it again!!  And poor Augsuto - he has been trying to convince me that camping is great fun for years.  I thing the only camping in my future would be "Glamping" with my own camping butler, in a very safe, non-windy environment.

We love you all very much - and we have never felt so lucky or so blessed to be SAFE and TOGETHER.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

I Like the Night Life, Baby!

Happy New Year's everyone!  It was great to see all of our friends from home - but it was too brief!  We are so sorry we couldn't spend more time socializing, but we are looking forward to catching up over the summer.  

So, while we are very busily exposing the children to all kids of enriching cultural experiences and desert adventures, we would be remiss in not sharing with you one of the most dominant features of Dubai living.  The NIGHTLIFE!  Dubai is known for amazing nightlife - clubs, restaurants, parties...you name it.  Interesting, given that alcohol is technically illegal and Muslims will not touch it.  So, here is the grand tour of some of the NIGHT time adventures! 

First, we need to re-introduce you to some very important people you will see playing a very prominent role in these pictures- Emily and Deric Bryant.  We met the Bryant family on the first day of school at ASD - Caroline and Blake (their oldest daughter) are in the same classroom.  They are wonderful genuine, hilarious, fun people.  As you will learn below, they are our "after dark" conspirators and up for anything - and our life in Dubai just would not be nearly as rich without them! 

So, many of our adventures are at the Atlantis Resort, which is right up the Palm and a quick 2 minute cab ride.  Every Friday they open a club called Nasimi Beach - so named because it is literally on the sand.  You can grab a cabana and watch the sunset, and stay as long as you can tolerate the inevitable techno music.  Here we are with Deric and our friend Warren Sneedon from South Africa:


And then THIS happened:


Which led to this:


The ladies were much more calm - here I am behaving myself with Emily and Cathy.


I'll skip the part where I got lost going to the bathroom because that just wouldn't interest you.
  It's my blog and I will incriminate only those that I see fit. 

And sometimes we actually eat dinner. We love Nobu - the extravagance on the table is our giant dessert:


Tried out this club called Sanctuary - and then decided "We be old for this club" - although we did like the giant shoe ice sculpture:


And in yet another outside cabana club in Oman that I can't remember the name of.  And NOT because I drank too much.  I'm just old.  Red Bull still gives me wings, though.


Here we are at the One and Only Royal Mirage - a beautiful resort at the base of the Palm:


This is a Lebanese themed bar and restaurant called Levantine.  I must be having a Sprite:



This was a fun one - the Dubai International Golf Tournament.  All I can tell you about the golf part is that they had to play the last hole 4 times because of a tie.  And then some golfing guy who was not Tiger Woods won.  But there was a nifty hospitality tent and a live band.  And since I never fulfilled my lifelong ambition of being one of Barker's Beauties on The Price is Right, I decided to try out being a Greens Girl on the 10th Green:


We celebrated Emily's birthday at an Argentine restaurant on the 25th floor of the Jumeirah Beach Hotel with some other Texas Expats - Cathy, Amy and Sarah:

 And the husbands!

 Quite a view from the hotel's open air rooftop lounge:



And recently a new resort just opened on the Palm - The Zabeel Saray. It is done in a Turkish theme, and may very well be the single most elaborate and beautiful place I've ever seen.   Here is a shot of the pool in the spa building:


Augusto and Deric in the bar totally dedicated to Cigars and Cognac:


And everyone in the lobby:

So that's a brief tour!  And now I have worn myself out just thinking of it all.  Ha! 

Hope everyone is enjoying a healthy and happy New Year!  We are thinking of you with much love! 

Friday, January 7, 2011

Desert Islands


As we had a few extra days after returning from home in the States before school started, we decided to take a "practice safari" on an island off the coast of Abu Dhabi called Sir Bani Yas Island.  The Desert Islands are 8 islands that are dedicated nature and environmental reserves.  Sir Bani Yas is the former Royal Wildlife Reserve, and is therefore poulated with all kids of native desert animals.  They have built a resort on the island, and you can take a boat over and do game drives, hikes, mountain biking, kayaking and snorkeling.  Given that we're going to South Africa on a real live safari at the end of the month, we thought this would be a good way to get the kids all warmed up!

In order to get to the island, you drive in to Abu Dhabi about two hours past the city of Abu Dhabi.  Let me pause, and attempt to explain the naming of the geography.  Abu Dhabi (like Dubai) is one of the seven Emirates that make up the Country of the United Arab Emirates.  Abu Dhabi is the largest Emirate, and has over 700k of coastline.  However, the largest city in Abu Dhabi is also called Abu Dhabi.  It would be like if the largest city in California was called California.  Hmmmm.  Forgive the digression - it's a 3 hour drive and after a while pointing out camels gets old and you have to think of something.

So we arrive in Jebel Dhanna, the city in Abu Dhabi where you catch the boat to the island.  It's only about 100k away from the border of Saudi Arabia.  Here's G and Augusto getting onto the boat:


The island is about a 20 minute boat ride off the coast, and is surrounded by inlets of mangroves and the open gulf:

The resort is beautiful Arabian architecture, with some native touches:



On our first day, we embarked on our 4X4 Wildlife drive early in the day:

But of course, on these journeys in life, it is always the other travellers that make it interesting, isn't it?  The jeeps each had 6 seats, so we would be travelling with two other people on our drive.  Now, let's keep some perspective.  This is a resort.  It is a game conservatory.  We are on an island.  On the "danger and adventure" scale, this is about one step ahead of riding the tram at the San Diego Wildlife Park.  So imagine our surprise when our fellow game drivers were two German tourists who perhaps misread the guide book and thought they were going on a Big Game Rhino Hunting Expedition with Extreme Danger.  They were dressed in full desert camoflauge - hiking boots, all weather pants and ski parkas.  They had skull caps.  They had serious camping backpacks filled with water, dried foods, and other supplies.  They were ready.  Imagine their disappointment when the guide pointed out the water and soft drinks in the luxury 4X4's refrigerator.  Imagine their surprise when these were their fellow adventurers on this dangerous, not to be taken lightly mission:


 

Our fellow travellers were as entertaining as the game ride itself, as they would whisper to each other in German, and then the man would lean forward and ask the guide his questions. Interestingly, his questions all were along the lines of: "Is there ever an opportunity to hunt the animals?" and "So, if there are too many of one kind of animal, how do you get rid of them? Do you hunt them?"  and "Was that just an eagle I saw? Do you use those to help hunt?"  I think the guide was getting a little concerned that he was going to whip a shotgun out of his handy backpack, so she stopped the car, turned around, and said "Sir, let me be clear.  This is a wildlife conservatory.  We try to keep the animals ALIVE."

And we knew we had done the right thing going on a "practice" safari, when Georgia spotted her first animal and screamed at the top of her lungs "AAAHHHH GAZELLE!!!!!!!!" Causing the gazelle in question to head for the hills.  Luckily, we saw many more Gazelles:

And lots of Arabian Oryx:

An Ostrich just cruising along:
And Giraffes, Caroline's favorite:

After the wildlife drive, we all got to try out Archery.  The kids were great at it!  I am sadly not a natural, but I think I can live with that.  Check out my little explorers:



 
We spent the rest of the time relaxing, eating and enjoying the resort!  It was a great success - real safari, here we come! 

Missing everyone tons!  Hope the start of school went well!


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Happy Birthday Augusto!

Happy 39th Birthday Augusto!

And no, I'm not kidding.  He really is STILL only 39.  For which I am having a hard time forgiving him.  Augusto's birthday is December 31st - that's right, New Year's Eve.  Party night to end all party nights.  Sounds like it would be fun, but inevitably people are so focused on NYE that they forget his birthday, or remember around 1:00am on the 1st.  This year, we did it in style - where else?  The Atlantis!


We attended a HUGE party staged on the beach, although it was so elaborate you would never have known we were outside.  And huge by Dubai terms means that there were 4,000 people at the dinner.  Yes, that is four THOUSAND.  The general consensus here is that bigger is always better.  Here is a picture of our table:


It was a black tie affair with an elaborate buffet (which was carved entirely out of ICE) and a huge band:


The party favors included lovely pashminas just in case it got chilly!  Oh la la!


And a birthday surprise for Augusto!  A beautiful cake, bottles of  champagne, and 4,000 people sang him Happy Birthday!




An after dinner drink, and that's when things started getting interesting:
  

At midnight there were tons of fireworks and then it started to SNOW!  (well, actually, it started to SOAP, but it sure was a nice effect)


A great birthday for my handsome husband.  A great start to 2011!


Happy New Year's Everyone!  I hope you had as much fun as we did!